"Not a Diet"...Whatever

Weight Watchers claims that if you do their program you "stop dieting and start living." Because apparently the WW plan does not count as a diet. This is a load of crap, ca-ca, hooey, shit. Anything that requires you to reduce the number of calories or kinds of foods that you would normally eat to maintain your weight is, by definition I think, a diet. Any manner of changing your eating habits to purposefully create that whole "energy expended higher than calories consumed" scenario (the one that makes you lose weight, per medical reports) IS a diet. Any plan that prompts you to eat a can of green beans for dinner when you'd rather have lasagna and garlic bread is a diet. So, I just wanted to put that out there. It is a diet.