Just Say No

It is day 5 since the crack has been in my home and the box remains unopened. Innocent-looking girls on the cover of the cookie box with a cookie displayed right on front with a meticulous bite taken out of it. But it remains sealed. Just say no to crack cookies.

But, I want the job of taking the meticulous bites out of delicious foods before you photograph them. "Oops, bit a little too much off of that one, try again. Uh oh, that one crumbled on the side and we need that perfect half-moon bite, get another one...." Someone gets paid to do that. Actually, I bet someone got paid to invent some dumb biting machine that does that. What a waste.