Sunday, March 9, 2008
Girl Scout Crack Dealers
I'm sitting in my living room, watching my picture window, waiting for my hookup. I've already pre-paid, and I'm almost sweaty with anticipation. C'mon!! Where is she?! Normally, one would not pre-pay a dealer like this, but mine wears a green uniform with a sash and is about 8 years old. Girl Scout Cookies are here!!! Ug. How are you supposed to resist those things, especially when they are pedaled by freckle-faced girls needing the cash to get to go to summer camp? Dang it! It's impossible. The cookie industry has found a way to worm their way into our homes once again. Wait, I gotta go, my cookies are here.
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God bless the crack dealer...I mean the cookie dealer...er, girl scout?
Beware...they have also placed these crack dealers at strategic locations. front area of HyVee
Good warning, greggy82. I've also seen them innocently wheeling their crack through campsites in red wagons. Is nothing sacred?!
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