Thursday, January 15, 2009
Maybe I Could Be a Beauty Queen
I have a friend who is going to enter the Mrs. Iowa pageant, so she is working out to prepare for having to stand on stage in front of many people in a bathing suit. The pageant is in June. I think it's cool that she is doing it! I fully support her in that goal. And I think she can win. But then I started thinking, 'Hey, maybe I could win. What if I work really hard and enter myself and win some money or something like that? The pageant is in June. I could be less flabby by then. Maybe that would give me extra motivation to work out. If you ask my family, they will say that I have exceptional skills at BSing, so I could make it through those interview rounds and end with a smile where you hear that "ting" as the sparkle shines from my teeth.' And then I laughed at myself a whole bunch.
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Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is?
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You know, I think it is a tragedy that our teachers do not have the resources to be able to reach all of the students in their classrooms. I also feel for those families trying to make ends meet by working two jobs, who can't have the time to sit with their children and review things like geography and math facts when they are trying to figure out how to just keep shoes on their dear child's feet.
Woo, the vaseline on my teeth tastes disgusting. Oops! Did I say that out loud? ha ha, ahem, wave to the crowd! Elbow, elbow, wrist wrist....
I like your answer much better than Miss South Carolina :-) I actually reviewrf that on youtube today for a good laugh.
"well, places like the iraq and south africa and such ..."
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