MORE Bathroom Humor

Just when you thought I was out of bathroom humor.... nope!! Another fun bathroom incident to share willingly with the public. I have no shame or humility or pride or whatever it is that keeps normal people from telling the world about their funny bathroom escapades.

Yesterday I took my two girls to Mason City to go shopping. We had a very nice time, until the younger one started getting sick and we had to go home. Even then, we had a nice time cuz really we had accomplished pretty much all of what I had hoped to do, so no biggie that we were leaving. We got about 15 miles down the road when the sick child decides she needs to go to the bathroom, pronto. Luckily there was a Casey's just about two blocks away, and I ducked in their quickly as she is whining and doing the pee-pee dance with her feverishly flushed cheeks and droopy eyelids looking pathetically at me. I dash with her back to the bathrooms, and the women's door is... locked. Damn!

I am not ok with her having an accident, so I checked the men's room door while the child was protesting, "But Mom, that's the boy's room!!" The door was unlocked, so I told her that a bathroom is a bathroom and proceded to open the door, and SAW A MAN STANDING THERE PEEING! A side shot of the full monte. Fantastic. I suppressed a yelp, and quickly closed the door, and then took the child for a lap around the store, praying that the dude did not come out of that bathroom, all the while cursing him in my head for not locking the door. There is only one toilet in there! Lock the darn door!! Luckily, the girl's room opened up and the child was able to go to the bathroom and then we high tailed it out of there with me trying really hard not to look at any of the guys in the store.

Sheesh. So, men out there... LOCK THE DOOR!!! Some desperate mother might just bust in on you if you don't.