And no, not like crockery. But like hooters, cans, twins, girls, ta-tas, lady lumps, BOOBS. Why on God's green Earth would I post my Santa request on my diet blog? Well, let me just tell you. I want some new boobies to offset my gut. I would like the boob to gut ratio to be about 2:1, instead of 1:1 or worse 1:2 (or greater!). You know what I mean? And this is difficult with the measly pair that I have nestled in the cups of my very padded (with gel inserts) Victora's Secret bra. I nursed two kids on these girls, and they did a great job, so I would like to reward them with a makeover, as the kids seemed to suck (literally) the life right out of them (well, the firmness and substance at the very least). I know that the lure of plastic surgery is not all it seems to be, but I think that shirts would fit a lot better and I would feel a lot better in them if I could get them to fit my middle and not have a bunch of excess fabric gapping in my armpits that SHOULD be used to stretch around the sisters. So, I'm taking monetary donations, and may start a fundraiser in effort to get the cash (6 g's, I think) to buy this gift. Until then, I'll just keep buying more padded bras.
Oh, and countdown to new year and nother diet: 16 days.
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I would also like to special order a tummy tuck.
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Gosh, thanks crescenet! I clicked on your link, but hmmmm it seems to be in a language I do not know. But hey, much love to you and your bi-lingual skills. I did notice the money on the page. If you'd like to donate to my boob job, I would happily accept. ha ha!!
I think it's in Portugeuse (Portugese?). I could understand some of it but I'd have to ask Kelly and Rom.
I'm with you on this one! Mine are kinda nice right now but are hard and tender... and if pinched you might get a suprise. :-)
Yes, pregnancy boobs are great, ladafam, too bad they don't just stay like that (minus the whole lactating bit). I just want some surgeon to duplicate my nursing boobs. That's a lie. I want them bigger.
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