Apparently I am under the delusion that humans hibernate in the winter and therefore must spend their autumn months foraging for food and overstuffing themselves for the lean times ahead. Seriously! I have been a ravenous hog lately! Wouldn't it be great, though, if you really could spend a month pigging out and then sleep for several weeks and wake up thin? I know, it's no good doing "whouldn't it be great" statements, cuz they don't really help anything except appease my escapist side. You know, because once you get started with "wouldn't it be great"s, the end is hard to find.
Wouldn't it be great... (my favorites)
if ice cream prevented cancer
if men got pregnant and had babies
if I were a rock star
if I had a working magic wand, or at least a Fairy Godmother
if running was actually fun
if Brad Pitt left Angelina to be my manslave
if there was a Target in my town
Feel free to add your favorites as well....
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if my kids were well behaved at all times, especially in public, and went to bed on time every night with no complaints.
if pregnancy only lasted 7 months
if I had a money tree in my backyard
if salon owners weren't all stupid!
If working in a cubicle was actually good for your health
If chewing gum all day actually burned as many calories as exercise.
If you just had to say something once to your husband and he would remember it forever
If you could really ski-doo into a book just like Blues Clues!
if your house would "self clean"
if chemo had zero side effects
and I'll take one of those money trees the lada's are wishing for. :)
If I could go into labor...now.
If healthy food tasted as good as junk food.
If you could hit the mute button on annoying people.
Ok, the mute button is a great one. Really good work, everyone. These have been fun to read. Feel free to keep adding to the list. Here.. I'll add another one...
if size 10 was the beauty ideal.
if all credit cards had zero interest forever like Von Mauer. (it's like layaway, but you get to take home the item!)
if I could be on Dancing with the Stars.
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