Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Things That Suck

In the past two weeks, life has handed me some shitty reminders that it's not all a cake walk in the park. So, let me just take a moment to acknowledge some things in life that just really suck (in no particular order).

1) Mental illness.
2) Infidelity
3) Bitchy people - except for me or my friends/family when we are venting. I'm talking about people who are bitchy for no odd stupid reason. They suck.
4) Clear liquid diets.
5) Paper cuts
6) Cellular biology
7) When your children suffer.
8) Helplessness - I hate when I can't do a damn thing about a damn thing!
9) Cancer and all that goes with it.
10) Selfishness
11) Unnecessary drama
12) Buttinskis - I am aware that am one sometimes, and I suck when I am.
13) Miscarriages
14) Money
15) Health insurance companies

I could go on and on and on. But, I'll stop here and know that it does NOT suck to get that sort of junk off of my mental plate. Feel free to weigh in on anything important you think I may have missed here.

2 comments:

Mia said...

Wait, I thought of another one:

Pet pee on the carpet/furniture/toys, anywhere it's not supposed to be...

R G Swans said...

a few additions

1. bills
2. cellulite
3. amount of exercise required to get rid of cellulite
4. that the amount of exercise to get rid of cellulite multiplies with every year
5. fear of losing loved ones
6. hangovers
7. that hangovers suck worse with every year
8. forgetting all the other things that suck because I am getting too old
9. losing your memory